🐾 When a StowAway Retractable Screen Might Not Be the Perfect Fit
At Classic Improvement Products, we love StowAway Retractable Screens. They’re sleek, functional, and one of the best ways to enjoy fresh air while keeping bugs out. But let’s be honest—they’re not for every household.
Sometimes, it’s better to laugh about it and admit: a retractable screen may not be the right fit if your home feels like a movie set for pure chaos. Here are a few lighthearted examples…
🐶 If Your Dog Is the Beast from The Sandlot
You know the one—the giant, fence-crashing, baseball-hoarding pup. If your furry friend looks at screens like chew toys or obstacles to bulldoze, then a retractable screen might not survive. For “Beast-mode” pets, a traditional heavy-duty sliding screen door may be a better fit.
👦 If Your Kid Could Star in Problem Child
If your little one has the energy to out-climb a jungle gym and the curiosity to test every single thing in your home, a retractable screen might quickly become their next “experiment.” In this case, sturdier fixed screens or pet-resistant mesh might be the way to go.
💪 If Your Teen Is Basically the Hulk
Got a teenager who doesn’t know their own strength? If slamming doors, stomping feet, and wrestling matches happen in your living room, you may want to stick with something less delicate. Retractables are built tough—but they’re not indestructible.
🎉 If Your House Feels Like a Wild Party Scene
If your home is the go-to spot for all the neighborhood kids, backyard barbecues, or spontaneous sports games, your screen might not stand a chance against that much action. A more permanent, reinforced solution could be a safer bet.
✅ The Good News
For most households, a StowAway Retractable Screen is perfect—especially when handled with normal, everyday use. But if your family’s lifestyle looks more like a comedy movie than a calm summer afternoon, you may want to consider alternatives like:
Fixed screen doors with pet-resistant mesh
Heavy-duty sliding screens
Motorized power screens for larger openings
At Classic Improvement Products, we’ll always help you choose the right solution for your family and lifestyle—even if that means recommending something other than a StowAway.
✨ Because at the end of the day, we’d rather you have the right product than just any product.
